Friday, September 25, 2009
Don't Read if U don't want to laugh!
2. Jokes can be hazardous to health. Laugh Sparingly.
3. No one under 18 admitted.
4. No Solicitors.
5. No parking.
6. Trespassers will be prosecuted.
7. Outside food not allowed.
8. For a limited time only.
9. Conditions apply.
10. Employees and their family are not eligible.
11. Not for the weak hearted.
12. May be too intense for some viewers.
13. Edited for public viewing.
14. As seen on TV.
15. No animals were harmed in the making of this film.
16. Objects in the screen are closer than they appear.
17. Stunts have been performed by trained professionals. Do not try them at home.
18. May be hazardous to your health.
19. All models are over 18 years of age.
20. Quantities are limited.
21. Quality may vary.
22. Sealed for your protection.
23. Subject to change without notice.
24. Breaking seal voids warranty.
25. Offer is subject to market risks.
26. Please read offer document carefully before investing.
27. Accessories shown here may not be part of standard equipment.
28. No warranties expressed or implied.
29. Available in fine stores everywhere.
30. Please book early to avoid rush.
31. Substantial penalties for early withdrawal.
32. Promotional pack, not for resale.
33. Tender exact change.
34. Allow four to six weeks for delivery.
35. No substitutions.
36. Other restrictions may apply.
37. Contents under pressure.
38. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Celsius.
39. Keep away from direct sunlight.
40. Avoid extreme temperature.
41. Store in a cool dry place.
42. Refrigerate after opening.
43. One size fits all.
44. No hand signal.
45. Hand washes only.
46. No salt, MSG, or artificial color added.
47. Artificial preservatives added.
48. Keep away from open flame.
49. Do not place near any magnetic source.
50. Avoid contact with eyes.
51. Wash, rinse, repeat.
52. Slippery when wet.
53. No Standing.
54. No Spitting.
55. Tested in laboratory.
56. Patent pending.
57. Shake well before use.
58. Apply only to affected area.
59. For external use only.
60. If ingested, do not induce vomiting.
61. User assumes all liabilities.
62. Not liable for damages due to misuse.
63. If a rash, redness, irritation, or swelling develops, discontinue use and consult your physician.
64. Think of the environment before printing this post.
65. This post solely reflects my personal thoughts and opinions. It does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of my dogs, my professors, my mobile, my college, my bed, my laptop and my kids (i.e. when I’ll have one).
66. Copyright © TNMG 2009. No rights reserved.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Can you! Can you hear me?
Can you! Can you hear me? |
I eat, I drink, I sleep, I dream. But my soul is thirsty for you, My heart - for love of thee; Can you! Can you hear me? --- The first rays of sun, The first colors of life, It’s you – whom I see; Can you! Can you hear me? --- The first song of nature, The first ode to love, Tells the tale of thee; Can you! Can you hear me? --- The first Apple of Eden, The Cheering Spirits of Joy, Your eyes beat all Ecstasy; Can you! Can you hear me? --- The first fragrance of rain, The drenched aroma of earth, It’s the time to break-free; Can you! Can you hear me? --- I eat, I drink, I sleep, I dream. But my soul is thirsty for you, My heart - for love of thee; Can you! Can you hear me? --- |
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Sunday, August 16, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Aate Jaate In Raaste Mein
Aate Jaate In Raaste Mein |
Aate Jaate In Raaste Mein, Musafir Jo Milte Hain; Musafir Ki Dilon Mein, Musafir Cha Jaate Hain. --- Laut Ke Na Aate Hain, Yaadein Saatate Hain, Kaise Jiya Jaye, Mere Yaar Tu Bata! Dil Ko Na Mere Yun, Mere Pyar Tu Saata. --- Tanha Kiya Tune, Aansu Diya Tune, Tune Hi Ruswa Kiya Hain. Dil Se Mera Khela, (Ha) Pyar Ka Ye Khela, Achha Ye Shikwa Diya Hain. --- O Meri Jaani, Ye Teri Meherbani, Aysa Jo Pyar Kiya Hain! Ab Bhi Kya Shikwa Hai Baki? --- Aate Jaate In Raaste Mein… |