1. Statutory Warning: For recreational use only.
2. Jokes can be hazardous to health. Laugh Sparingly.
3. No one under 18 admitted.
4. No Solicitors.
5. No parking.
6. Trespassers will be prosecuted.
7. Outside food not allowed.
8. For a limited time only.
9. Conditions apply.
10. Employees and their family are not eligible.
11. Not for the weak hearted.
12. May be too intense for some viewers.
13. Edited for public viewing.
14. As seen on TV.
15. No animals were harmed in the making of this film.
16. Objects in the screen are closer than they appear.
17. Stunts have been performed by trained professionals. Do not try them at home.
18. May be hazardous to your health.
19. All models are over 18 years of age.
20. Quantities are limited.
21. Quality may vary.
22. Sealed for your protection.
23. Subject to change without notice.
24. Breaking seal voids warranty.
25. Offer is subject to market risks.
26. Please read offer document carefully before investing.
27. Accessories shown here may not be part of standard equipment.
28. No warranties expressed or implied.
29. Available in fine stores everywhere.
30. Please book early to avoid rush.
31. Substantial penalties for early withdrawal.
32. Promotional pack, not for resale.
33. Tender exact change.
34. Allow four to six weeks for delivery.
35. No substitutions.
36. Other restrictions may apply.
37. Contents under pressure.
38. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Celsius.
39. Keep away from direct sunlight.
40. Avoid extreme temperature.
41. Store in a cool dry place.
42. Refrigerate after opening.
43. One size fits all.
44. No hand signal.
45. Hand washes only.
46. No salt, MSG, or artificial color added.
47. Artificial preservatives added.
48. Keep away from open flame.
49. Do not place near any magnetic source.
50. Avoid contact with eyes.
51. Wash, rinse, repeat.
52. Slippery when wet.
53. No Standing.
54. No Spitting.
55. Tested in laboratory.
56. Patent pending.
57. Shake well before use.
58. Apply only to affected area.
59. For external use only.
60. If ingested, do not induce vomiting.
61. User assumes all liabilities.
62. Not liable for damages due to misuse.
63. If a rash, redness, irritation, or swelling develops, discontinue use and consult your physician.
64. Think of the environment before printing this post.
65. This post solely reflects my personal thoughts and opinions. It does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of my dogs, my professors, my mobile, my college, my bed, my laptop and my kids (i.e. when I’ll have one).
66. Copyright © TNMG 2009. No rights reserved.